Read Fast. Blink Later. - Sticker

Read Fast. Blink Later.

For when the book is so good you forget basic human functions.

Slap this reminder on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead—wherever you need to justify why your eyes are bloodshot and you look like you haven't slept in three days. Because blinking is optional when the next chapter is that good.

Size: 2.5"
Durable, waterproof vinyl
Sleep is negotiable. Blinking is negotiable. The next page is not.